VIRALIZER
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!
Let me tell ya somethin’, Scrappy ain’t just excited…he’s practically short-circuitin’ with joy! This ain't another dusty ol’ AI tool sittin’ on a shelf somewhere like a forgotten fax machine. No sir. The Viralizer is alive. It's hummin’, and IT'S READY TO LAUNCH DREAMS AT ESCAPE VELOCITY!
You ever seen a small business light up when they finally feel seen? When they realize they don’t need a twelve-person ad team, ten thousand bucks, or a miracle from the Algorithm Gods?
THAT’S what gets Scrappy’s vacuum tubes warm.
This tool right here? Built from the ground up with grit, sweat, and a couple of coffee-stained prompt cards.
Made by someone who actually gets it. Someone who knows what it’s like to juggle ten jobs, run on zero sleep, and still want your business to shine.
And now? Well, now you can turn your ideas into full-blown campaigns in less time than it takes Scrappy to warm up his CRT monitor.
The Viralizer is a loudmouth AI megaphone for the quiet geniuses.
It's your all-in-one, easy-to-use, plug-it-in-and-BLAM-it-goes launch machine.
You throw in your URL and social media pages, a rough goal, and a sprinkle of context, and this beast kicks out:
- Scroll stopping content
- Platform-specific ads
- Email sequences that don't suck
- AI generated images that actually look like your brand
- A "viralidity score" so you can learn what actually works and WHY it's workin'
It's like strapping a jet engine to a paper airplane, and somehow it doesn't crash.
Who did we build this thing for?
The broke but brilliant. Dreamers with deadlines. The folks without a team, but with taste.
- One person operations
- Indie creators
- Small business rebels
- Hustlers with zero time, zero cash, but a whole lotta "let's freakin' GO!"
It aint for the polished, VC-flavored, 47-person marketing departments with a yoga studio in their office. It's for the folks still working their day job, printing flyers at Staples, and bootstrapin' on fumes, but still want a brand that slaps!
Viralizer turns small business underdogs into scroll stopping legends. No fuss. Just LAUNCH!
Small business owners, creators, side hustlers, THIS IS YOUR TIME! Viralizer's got your back, your brand, your now, and your future. And Ol' Scrappy's in the front seat yellin', "PUNCH IT!"
A Step-by-Step Guide for Launchin’ Loud
WELCOME TO SCRAPPY'S VIRALIZER ACADEMY!
You’ve got a message. You’ve got no time. You’ve got dreams bigger than your budget.
Let’s stop messin’ around and LAUNCH SOMETHIN’!
STEP ONE: FIRE UP THE CAMPAIGN GENERATOR!
This is the brain. The gas pedal. The “GO” button. Here’s what you plug in:
- Your website URL: We scan it like a detective with a flashlight—pullin' tone, keywords, and style.
- Your socials: Viralizer peeks at what you’ve already posted to match your vibe (or help fix your vibe if you want it).
- Visual cue: Write what you want it to look like, and Viralizer starts sketchin’.
Scrappy Tip: Don’t overthink it. Write it like you’d explain it to your buddy on a coffee break.
STEP TWO: SAFETY AND CONTENT FILTER (BUT YOU STILL GOTTA CHECK BEFORE POSTIN').
Before anything goes KABOOM we scan for legal issues, block sketchy combos, and flag weirdness.
- Kid drinkin' whiskey? BLOCKED!
- Cotton candy on a nudie beach at a senior living center? FLAGGED!
- Adult enjoyin' a bubbly drink alone? GOOD TO GO!
Scrappy Tip: This ain't censorship, it's brand armor, and we do our dangdest to make sure nothin' screwy slips by. But this is 100% certified techno-mology we're talkin' about, and it can make mistakes. So DOUBLE CHECK IT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
STEP THREE: CHOOSE YOUR CAMPAIGN TYPE.
You tell Viralizer what kind of mission this is.
- Product Launch
- Giveaway
- Brand Awareness
Scrappy Tip: Pick ONE focus. Don't try to juggle too many flaming bowling pins.
STEP FOUR: REVIEW CAMPAIGN RESULTS.
Now Viralizer spits out the goods!
- Viralidity Score™: A custom score that ranks your campaign's odds of poppin'.
- Score Breakdown: Here's what's workin', and HOW we arrived at the score. (Hint: there's some real cool sciencey, mathy stuff goin' on under the hood).
- Mockups: What your campaign will look like when it hits the feed.
Scrappy Tip: Don't ignore the feedback. It learns from YOU.
STEP FIVE: GRAB YOUR FULL CONTENT PACK.
Viralizer drops a payload of creative assets, ready to launch.
- Social posts: Platform perfect. Includes image + video.
- Primary Text: Short, punchy, and scroll stoppin'!
- Tags + Hashtags: Contextual, trendy, but not creepy or spammy.
- Plus more!
Scrappy Tip: Launch it all, or just what you need. This toolbox don't judge!
BONUS: FEEDBACK LOOP OF GLORY™.
Every time you rate a post, image or result, Viralizer gets smarter for you!
- "Like this image."
- "Too boring."
- "More bold, less beige."
Your next campaign gets sharper.
FINAL NOTE FROM SCRAPPY...
You ain't just makin' posts, you're makin' noise. You're showin' up and takin' up space. Viralizer's the megaphone, but the message is all yours!
TLDR (Naughty...)
1.) Campaign Generator: Scans socials, scans website.
2.) Safety Filter: DOUBLE CHECK IT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
3.) Campaign Type: Select your campaign.
4.) Review: Review results + Viralidity Score™
5.) Choose and Launch!